It is indeed that time once again, ladies and gentlemen... Personally, it is my favorite part of the entire calendar year. Born and raised in northeast Ohio, home of the NFL Hall of Fame, the four seasons distinguished the different months, holidays, etc. As much as I loved scraping ice off of my windshield every morning during the winters, I moved to Naples about 7 years ago. Here in southwest Florida, we only have three seasons. Hot As Fuck, A Slight Breeze But Still Hot As Fuck, and Fantasy Football Season somewhere in-between. My favorite season is the latter, because the TSFFL has been a holiday to me every year. Tomorrow, Sunday the 2nd of September, we are about to embark on our fifth season in this league. If that doesn't mean much to you, you're probably in the wrong place and your team will most certainly get stomped into the ground and you will be publicly embarrassed by your elders this year. I will see all of you early tomorrow afternoon, I'll be the handsome red-haired gentleman with the championship ring on his hand at Hooter's, you can't miss me. I can't wait to see all of you got damn degenerates tomorrow for our annual draft, good luck to all of you and keep a look out for my season preview afterwards.
P.S. You all suck and you know it. But don't worry, I'm a classy broad and will do you the common courtesy of lubing up before I formally fornicate you without consent each and every week of our fantasy football season.
The author of this section of the world is none other than the very first Ginger-American to finally make it out of the notoriously dangerous, super small town of Brimfield, Ohio. Christopher Edward "Mothafuckin" Roth Jr is an original veteran of the Tropical Smoothie Fantasy Football League that is embarking on the fifth year. He is also a proud owner of a beautiful TSFFL sterling silver look-alike championship ring from 2016. The wise prophet Nostradamus once predicted in the year 700 A.D. that a man by the same name would win the 2018 fantasy football world championship by a wide margin.