What a week! The glory, the heartbreak, the almost incandescent rage of watching your team fail to live up to its potential. Its not every week that you can go into Monday nights game so absolutely certain of the outcome, only to have defeat snatched from the jaws of victory.
Of-fucking-course I'm talking about Kyle. Oh to be a fly on the wall, can you imagine the disgust and inadequacy that he must have been feeling to lose to Kira of all people? I mean, you could pen a Homeric epic on this loss, people years in the future will still be discussing this utter and complete melt down of a team. I would like to think that, as the loss slowly settled into Kyle's mind, in a fit of anger he jumped from his couch, and grabbing 2 massive dildos, the nearest items at hand, proceeded to run down the street smashing mail boxes and threatening palm trees. But this is Kyle, so we all know that he calmly turned off the t.v. went to his room, curled into a fetal position and cried himself to sleep.
In other Loser news [Lews?], the last undefeated team has fallen. Jesse comes back down to earth this week which allows Anthea to just fucking demolish the A.L.T. and Chris takes the lead in the Mankini Bowl.
A shaved scrotum of an adult male.
You can tell Jesse was quite proud of his shavocado as he entered the locker room showers.
Game 1: Rob 129 vs. Nate 77- The highest differential in points this week, I play R.Tannehill 18 and J.Landry 19, but the real stand out is M.Jones scoring an incredible 32. Nate had a good play with D.Brees 25, although he must have been trowing to everyone but B.Cooks 1.
Game 2: Addison 114 vs. Devon 79- Holy shit did Addison's RB's go off. D.Johnson T.Gurley and C.Micheal all score over 20. Devon's A.Robinson puts up a nice 17, but most of his team failed to score over 10.
Game 3: Chris 101 vs. Jesse 86- I'm giving the play of the week to Chris. Who, against all logic, slides T.Pryor into his line up. Turns out he plays both QB and RB and manages to get Chris 23. Jesse drops down to 2-1 with a rather pedestrian performance by C.Newton with 12.
Game 4: Kira 78 vs. Kyle 75- The battle of the last places came down to Monday. It truly looked like no-one wanted to win this game. Kira has C.Hyde score a third of her points with 24 and Kyle has D.Freeman score a third of his points with 26. The decision fell to Kyle's Giants D. with 0.
Game 5: Anthea 141 vs. A.L.T. 92- Anthea goes HAM this week with A.Rodgers scoring 26 and J.Nelson scoring 22, but the show stopper was her Chiefs D with a whopping 32 points. So Anthea, it appears that your shit.... is together!
Suck on this a' one time!