Well, Its only week 4 and i believe that we've seen the most exciting games of the season. Three games this week were decided by 10 points or less, with the fourth decided by 12. Watching Kira score her most points of the season only to have Jesse beat her by three, I mean, how excruciating is that? Of course the only game that there was never really any doubt of was Addison playing the A.L.T. but we will get to that in a second.
This week we are going to point our magnifying glass at Devon's team. I say magnifying glass because you would literally need one to see him score points. 61? 61 fucking points D? At this point even Kyle is calling your team a travesty, and come on man, Kyle calling anyone bad is like Jerry Sandusky calling out the Catholic church for pedophilia. Not only is this your third loss in a row, but now your in the top spot to win The Brady, just barley edging out Addison, who's just as bad with 68.
When someone is only a dick to certain people
Anthea: Kyle why does it seem like you're only a dick to me
Kyle: Sorry Anthea, I have Selective Dickism
Game 1: Jesse 125 vs. Kira 122- The highest scoring game this week see both players hitting over 120 points. Jesse gets it started with D.Murray, I.Crowell, and A.J.Green all scoring more than 20. Kira hit back hard with B.Rothlisberger 34 and J.Reed 19. In fact, if she would have played any other defense she would have won, as her Panthers D. goes for -1.
Game 2: Anthea 98 vs. Kyle 89- Anthea's team started out slow this week, but in the last seconds of the early games M.Crabtree goes off for 26. Kyle sure looked like he was going to get his first win of the season after J.Jones gets 36 points, but in true Kyle fashion he drops to 0-4 with C.Sims giving him 0.
Game 3: Nate 70 vs. Devon 61- The lowest scoring game this week allows Nate to squeak out a win with F.Gore and E.Sanders getting 14 and his Broncos D. getting 16 just pulling away from Devon who had only 2 players score more than 10 this week.
Game 4: Chris 100 vs. Rob 88- Chris was leading the entire day as J.Flacco first and then E.Elliot second both score over 20, While the only bright spot on my team was a usual 18 from A.Brown.
Game 5: The A.L.T. 94 vs. Addison 68- Addison falls to the A.L.T. this week with 2 of his players, C.Micheal and the Bengals D. 14, scoring almost half of his entire points. Its tough to win when your kicker get -1. Your week was so bad I don't even know what Gif to use, SO GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER!
Back That Ass UP!