And we're back baby! I just want to apologize to my millions of fans across the globe for letting you down last week, and I also want to thank all the well wishers, I do this for you. I sat down to write last week but the funnies just wouldn't come, but that's all changed, and ho ho ho, do we have some funny shit to talk about this week.
I think that first we should all congratulate Kyle on getting his first win of the season. It was a long, hard road for you buddy but you finally pulled one out. Its just a shame that you didn't actually, you know, beat anyone, but had to be gift wrapped a win by someone bringing down the league average. Now I wonder who that could be?
What's that now? Time to talk about Anthea's team? Yep, must be time to talk about Anthea's team. 58 points, no matter what else happens this year, that is what you will remember, you scored 58 points in week 6. Your team is truly a masterpiece of ineptitude. I would laugh that your bench out scored your starters, but that overlooks the fact that even if you had played your optimal line-up, you still would have lost by 10. You playing fantasy football is the equivalent of you living in the Harry Potter universe, instead of being a wizard and casting bad-ass spells your a stupid, stupid muggle.
Chris - 626
Kyle - 504
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Game 1: Addison 120 vs. Jesse 83 - In the highest scoring game this week even with C.Newton scoring 26 Jesse cant overcome Addisson and a combination of T.Brady 27 and D.Johnson 31.
Game 2: Rob 84 vs. Anthea 58 - 58 points Anthea. Wow... just wow.
Game 3: Kira 75 vs. Nate 65 - Nate's scores throughout the last six weeks- 122, 86, 77, 70, 75 [blind squirrel found a nut there huh?], and 65. No jokes, just putting that out there.
Games 4: Chris 118 vs. Devon 91 - Roth Bowl 2016 sees Chris defeat Devon by having a whopping 7 players hit double digit points this week with Gronk leading the pack at 22.
Game 5: Kyle 90 vs. The A.L.T 87 - L.Miller 28 and J.Jones 19 allow Kyle to get his first win of the season by a paltry 3 points. You should be down on your hands and knees thanking Anthea for not knocking you out of playoff contention entirely. *sigh* I guess you have your shit together, I don't really know anymore.
The Boom while you wash your Booty!