Good morning, and happy Tuesday to everyone. I hope everyone had a good week, I know I did. Its amazing how pulling off a difficult win, one you had no right to, makes everything in life feel better. It doesn't matter if I was evading incarceration, as long as my team is scoring points and kicking the shit out of Addison, I'm happy.
So with a big fucking smile on my face, lets make fun of some people! First we have to say happy birthday to Addison. Addison was lucky enough to not only win 100$ from a scratch off, he in turn parleyed that into AMAZING seats at the Dolphins game which they won in a nail biting 4th quarter comeback! AND ITS ALL FUCKING MEANINGLESS BECAUSE YOUR DOGSHIT TEAM CANT SCORE 73 POINTS! The Fantasy gods are laughing at you for starting the Bills D WHILE YOU WERE AT THE GAME! You had to know that wouldn't end well.
Secondly, Chris you better hope that you win the Mankini Bowl because you sure as hell aint wearing the pants in you're relationship right now. Good God man, Kira abused you Chris Brown style on Sunday. The only difference was that we didn't need to wait to see the aftermath.
Chris - 723
Kyle - 594
A friend, maybe a best friend, who you get into trouble with and who is somewhat responsible for your actions.
Dude, Kyle is totally my accountabilabuddy. Good lookin out Kyle.
Game 1: Kira 126 vs. Chris 97 - In the highest scoring game this week, Kira makes her come back. She turned Chris around and shoved 7 players full of double digit points strait up his ass, with M.Gordon running for 29.
Game 2: Rob 72 vs. Addisson 62 - In the lowest scoring game this week I pull out the win with A.Dalton scoring 20. Addisson makes a late rally but cant overcome -5 points from the Bills D.
Game 3: Nate 76 vs. Anthea 75 - The closest game of the week Nate takes down Anthea with help from her J.Nelson at 0 points. As an aside, There is some confusion about tiebreakers in this league. As per the T.S.F.F.L. charter that was printed and distributed:
Game 4: Kyle 90 vs. Devon 88 - Kyle gets his second win of the season, and 2 in a row, after J.Jones does J.Jones things and scores 17. Meanwhile Devon had a chance on Monday night but his Texans D. shits the bed with 0.
Game 5: Jesse 129 vs. The A.L.L 86 - Jesse contiues his domination of everyone tallying his 4 week of over 120 points, helped out by 3 players scoring over 20 and D.Murray scoring 18. At least for this week Jesse, your shit is together.