I feel a little disappointed this week, a little distraught, a little let down even. Everyone did so well that I'm not sure what to write about. You would think that Jesse losing to Kyle would be enough to get the old shit talking juices flowing, but even that game was kept marginally close. It must be Halloween because having every single game decided by 10 points or less is extremely eerie.
I guess I'll just end this column early, say well done to all of you, and let you move on with your lives. It's just not the same feeling today as I sit here contemplating how to best praise your stupid, stupid teams. oh woe is me.
So, lets talk about the Minnesota D. The Minnesota Defense can get fucked by a rusty dildo. I guess after averaging over 9 points a game it was a little to much to ask for 7, 6, or even 5? Nope, -2, that's what I get for being confident and boasting about my team. -2, I forgot that the Fantasy Gods punish hubris.
Chris - 814
Kyle - 684
An older male who hits on or dates younger women.
(Male version of a Cougar)
Looks like Devon hooked himself up with a Dingo
Game 1: Anthea 95 vs. Chris 91 - As the closest game of the week Anthea was able to take Chris down even with M.Ingram scoring -2 by finally getting a great performance from A.Rodgers with 33. Been wait on that one awhile.
Game 2: Nate 113 vs. Addisson 103 - With the highest scoring game of the week Nate combines his Broncos D. 17 and D.Brees 20 into a win over Addisson, who had T.Brady go for 29 but had the Patriots D. fall flat at 1.
Game 3: Kira 97 vs. Devon - Kira is showing that she really doesn't want to lose this year as for the second week in a row 7 of her players score in the double digits, as she gets the win over Devon with a little help from T.Williams with 0.
Game 4: Kyle 90 vs. Jesse 83 - Kyle pulls off the upset this week triumphing over Jesse with an incredible day out of D.Carr with 35. Jesse cant win with J.Lambo getting 0.
Game 5: The A.L.T. 95 vs. Rob 86 - Have I said that Minnesota's D. can get fucked? I did? Just checking. I'll be over here getting my shit together.
Align your fucking chakkras bitch!